Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
