After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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