no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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