He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think your dad took our porno
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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