No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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