Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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