OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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