If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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