Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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