Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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