THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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