i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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