i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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