im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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