you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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