i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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