your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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