It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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