can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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