i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
