A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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