we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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