lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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