The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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