i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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