i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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