Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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