I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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