You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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