Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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