HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize