fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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