did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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