he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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