Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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