I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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