Do vagina's smell?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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