I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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