that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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