i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I will be naked everywhere
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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