Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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