You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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