Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
