Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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