I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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