she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Randomize
