hotel room ftw
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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