Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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