I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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