dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The air was thick with penises
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
i believe in u and ur pee
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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