yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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