So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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