Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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