someone get that fucking seahorse.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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