If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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