Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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